herpatitis g 

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

herpatitis g by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004

hepatitis g 

When you get std but it’s g

“Oh shit, I have vaginosis, but it’s hepatitis g”

hepatitis g by Baps<3 November 19, 2020

Hepatitis GF 

(Hepatitis Goat Fucker) A rare but highly contagious form of hepatitis that is only believed in by dumbasses who think Heptatitis Goat Fucker is a real disease (Named after a patient zero who fucks goats), spread by word of mouth to other goat fuckers.

I thought she has herpes, but turns out she has Hepatitis GF instead. Thank god I dodged that bullet!

Hepatitis GF by legly lad April 1, 2019

Hepatitis Gee 

A non contagious liver infection caused by the Hepatitis Gee virus.

Hepatitis Gee is preventable by not having sex with couches

Brad fucked a couch and now he’s got Hepatitis Gee.

Hepatitis Gee by Brenda and Russ 4evr January 4, 2024

Hepatitis Gee 

A serious liver infection caused by the Hepatitis Gee virus that's easily preventable by not having sex with couches.

Brad had sex with a couch now he’s got hepatitis gee

Hepatitis Gee by Brenda and Russ 4evr January 8, 2024

herpatitis 

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

herpatitis by LiVee August 2, 2012

herpatitis 

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.

Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.

herpatitis by dtr0286 August 22, 2009