herpatitis

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

by LiVee August 02, 2012

herpatitis

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.

Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.

by dtr0286 August 22, 2009

herpatitis

A combination of herpes and hepatitis.

Dan went to Carla's last night and came back with herpatitis. Must've been good.

by JonDub December 01, 2007

Herpatitis

This is when you have herpes and hepatitis C at the same time
:O

Billy:Eww, that bitch has herpatitis!
Bob:What a disgusting person...

by Roflmfaoamp pwnage May 24, 2009

herpatitis g

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004

Herpatitis

The enjoyment or arousal found in giving someone else herpes only for true connoisseurs.

I found this girl who’s a herpatitis

by The std collector September 08, 2023

Herpatitis

Blanket term for illnesses or pains that aren't actually diagnosable.

"My back is killing me and my head hurts like a b*tch, I swear I must have herpatitis or something"

by Mr mc E February 18, 2020