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hepatitis 

Hepatitis is a term that means inflammation of the liver.

Inflammation is a natural reaction of the body to injury and often causes swelling and tenderness.

Alcohol, chemicals, drugs and viruses can all cause hepatitis.

There are several different viruses that cause hepatitis, such as hepatitis A, hepatitis B or hepatitis C. Each of these viruses may produce similar symptoms and they can all infect and inflame the liver. The main difference between the viruses is how they are transmitted, the way they cause liver damage and the effects they have on a person's health.

Hepatitis is described as either an acute or chronic illness. An acute illness will only last a short time and although it may be severe, most people recover from the illness within a few weeks with no lasting effects. A chronic illness is one that lasts a long time, often for the rest of a person's life.
Hepatitis A is mostly transmitted through contact with contaminated faeces.

Hepatitis B is found in body fluids including blood, saliva, semen, mucus, vaginal fluid and breast milk. It can be easily transmitted through sexual activity, sharing injecting equipment, sharing toothbrushes or razors, unsterilised tattooing and body piercing equipment and from mother to child at birth.

Hepatitis C is transmitted by blood to blood contact only. This means that blood infected with hepatitis C must come into direct contact with the bloodstream of another person.

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hepatitis 

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.
want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.
hepatitis by necro January 10, 2005

Hepatitis 

It’s the purest form of love
This is hepatitis

hepatitis 

Hepatitis is worried about her grades, she wants to pass .
hepatitis by Lil poop pump November 28, 2017

Hepatitis 

A large, fake snail made by two teenage girls on a Sunday afternoon. A Hepatitis is often found to have green lips and a body made out of sweatpants and a cardboard box. He is the product of extreme boredom, PMS, and Trader-Joes brand coffee-flavored Oreos.
Oh my god!!! Girly, Hepatitis is in my yard eating all of my grass!
Hepatitis by bitchesbebaking March 28, 2023

Hepatitis C ya 

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.
Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.
Hepatitis C ya by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019

Hepatitis B 

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
Hepatitis B by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019
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