5 definitions by LiVee
The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.
homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"
dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"
dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"
by LiVee August 3, 2012
Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.
"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.
Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."
Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."
Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
by LiVee March 10, 2008
by LiVee July 25, 2008
to be jiggin or bustin on someone. to completely own someone by making fun of them. african americans are the most likely ethnicity to be "skin masters" but other people can skin too.
rumored to have originated somewhere in eastern north carolina, this term is now prevalent in many regions in the southeastern united states.
variations include skinnin, skint, skinned, skinned on, skint on, got skint, was skinnin, will skin, etc.
rumored to have originated somewhere in eastern north carolina, this term is now prevalent in many regions in the southeastern united states.
variations include skinnin, skint, skinned, skinned on, skint on, got skint, was skinnin, will skin, etc.
Person 1: dude i like your shirt. I see that Salvation Army has a great selection these days.
Person 2: bitch. you skinnin.
Person 1: Your hair looks great. I bet it would look even better if it was washed.
Person 2: dammit stop skinnin on me.
Person 1: well what did you use to wash your hair? motor oil?
Person 3: damn he skinnin you up!
Person 1 (gives a crusher handshake to preson 2, breaking many bones)
Person 2: shit! I mean a firm handshake is great. but those killer handshakes, you know the one "I've got a small penis, I'll compensate with my handshake."
Person 1: bitch you skinnin.
Person 2: bitch. you skinnin.
Person 1: Your hair looks great. I bet it would look even better if it was washed.
Person 2: dammit stop skinnin on me.
Person 1: well what did you use to wash your hair? motor oil?
Person 3: damn he skinnin you up!
Person 1 (gives a crusher handshake to preson 2, breaking many bones)
Person 2: shit! I mean a firm handshake is great. but those killer handshakes, you know the one "I've got a small penis, I'll compensate with my handshake."
Person 1: bitch you skinnin.
by LiVee July 11, 2008
by LiVee July 25, 2008