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Basically when you stay at home all day, you don't leave the house, don't even open the curtains, and you just procrastinate on the internet snuggled up in blankets eating a shit tonne of junk food.
Friend: You been up to much today?
You: Nope, I've been herming all day.
herming by Disneyfan January 17, 2014

hermetitheistic 

adj. When one surrounds him/herself exclusively with those of similar religious beliefs to the extent that he/she begins to confuse baseless faith with proven knowledge.
The pastor leads such a hermetitheistic life that it's almost impossible for his new neighbor to to make smalltalk with him.

Hermelinda 

Hermelinda, is an Independent woman who don’t need no man. Personality is like a sour patch kid might burn your house down or love up on you. Dark sense of humor, cute, and is more than like likely under 5’5 tall.
Hermelinda by Firecracker 1963 February 21, 2020

Hermitting 

To live as a loner, by choice or not, despite the presence of other options; for spiritual reasons or other reasons; to spend time away from people to read, write, introspect, gain knowledge, learn about self, learn lessons from the past, learn about life. Sometimes it can be the result of a trauma or depression, too.
"I've already spent a lot of time hermitting about you. Had a lot to learn from this poking and questioning, but I think I covered most of the You question now."

For example, when you get dumped by a loved one, you'll often question yourself for a long time about what happened that caused the failure. Sometimes when you really want answers, you'll tend to avoid noise and people. This is what I call "hermitting". This behaviour can get compared to that of a hermit, because the person rather spend time alone, to think, than with people having fun and socializing.

Sometimes, after a major turn in life, hermitting can be a necessary phase of "digestion of events" before being able to move on.
Hermitting by Arsenic Queen February 5, 2010

Helmeting 

Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.
Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.
Helmeting by LazinessPrevails September 19, 2009

Harketing 

The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.
You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.
Harketing by BenC May 13, 2006