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Holmesing 

To purposely pursue females for the sole reason that they are with one of your friends breaking your friends heart therefore enhancing the sexual pleasure.
'ah i Holmesed that biatch till my mate cried'

'i Holmesed all over her last night'

'I can't get enough of Holmesing, i've ruined my mates life'
Holmesing by Holmo erectus April 7, 2008
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Basically when you stay at home all day, you don't leave the house, don't even open the curtains, and you just procrastinate on the internet snuggled up in blankets eating a shit tonne of junk food.
Friend: You been up to much today?
You: Nope, I've been herming all day.
herming by Disneyfan January 17, 2014

Hermelinda 

Hermelinda, is an Independent woman who don’t need no man. Personality is like a sour patch kid might burn your house down or love up on you. Dark sense of humor, cute, and is more than like likely under 5’5 tall.
Hermelinda by Firecracker 1963 February 21, 2020

Helmeting 

Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.
Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.
Helmeting by LazinessPrevails September 19, 2009

hermiting 

to conciously decide to dwell alone for long periods of time.
Aaron got bored so he started hermiting again.
hermiting by Pyro November 21, 2002

Hermting 

Hermting is a way of describing a really sexy girl and a sort of take on the way you cough to get attention by going 'ahem'. So basically saying you would like to get her attention.
"That girl is a HERMTING, get me"
Hermting by 8nGirliiiees<3 March 25, 2009