Helmuting
Those guys are helmuting each other.
Helmuting by Joe Cauckegro January 15, 2008
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Helmeting
Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.
Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.
Helmeting by LazinessPrevails September 19, 2009
Helmaning
Helmaning by Honj et Vonj March 28, 2005
Hermting
Hermting is a way of describing a really sexy girl and a sort of take on the way you cough to get attention by going 'ahem'. So basically saying you would like to get her attention.
Hermting by 8nGirliiiees<3 March 25, 2009
hermuling
hermuling (verb) - when a person or persons show sociopath traits and/or starring into space while thinking dark thoughts. Certain people report a strange/mysterious aura around these hermuling individuals
-jeez, this girl is so weird... whats with her, is she okay?
-ahh, dont mind her... shes just hermuling
-ahh, dont mind her... shes just hermuling
hermuling by lenaharangozo May 28, 2021
Helming
The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.
Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.
Helming by guilty_spork December 5, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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