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hermanaphrodite 

A chapped out, goatee wearing, child moleser looking,dirt on shoe having, carpet ruining,canned fruit eating, carrot spanking, curmudgenous crank whore fucking, dick suckin ,disease box lovin, Homo!
Did you see that hermanaphrodite in the green Suburban pulling in to the Hotel Woodland?
hermanaphrodite by Al Chohic January 8, 2009
Words you can keep

hermadaphrodite 

He said he's a Hermadaphrodite
hermadaphrodite by Asian Cunt April 23, 2016

hermaphrodite

A person, such as myself, who has both male and female genitals and secondary sex characteristics.
Quiet! I'm fucking myself. Need a condom...Don't want to get myself pregnant.
hermaphrodite by FuckYourself October 26, 2004

hermaphrodite

A person like myself that has both male and female genitals. At birth the doctors didn't know what i was so my parents chose a sex for me. I am now a male. I was born with both ovarian and testicular tissue. You can still see some male and female sexual characteristics though I take hormones.
I am intersex, also known as a 'hermaphrodite'
hermaphrodite by Salvatore Vitale S. September 18, 2007

hermaphrodite

backround: originally coming from hermes, greek messanger god, and aphrodite, the greek goddes of love. hermaphrodite(with a long e sound) was originally the child of hermes and aphrodite, and was both male and female.

the ONLY definitions are as follows, if used for any other definition, the word has been used improperly or metaphorically.
1. a person who has both sets of sex organs (male and female), but not neccessarily having the ability to reproduce.
*technically it is possible for a hermaphrodite to use autosexual reproduction
2. MYTHOLOGY the child of hermes and aphrodite (read the backround)

hermaphrodite is also commonly, and INCORRECTLY used to mean a person with the secondary sexual traits of one sex, but the sexual organs of the other.

a hermaphrodite is not a super being, and human hermaphrodites often are often born sterile (unable to reproduce) and sometimes lack enough sexual hormones to sexually mature during puberty.

*note: it is believed that jamie lee curtis fits into the first definition; however, no one actually seems to definatively know. (who would want to find out?)
1. That hermaprhodite has a penis and a vagina.

INCORRECT Dude, she has boobs, i thought she was a she, but she has a dick! just a dick!(no female reproductive organs involved)
hermaphrodite by astrocom January 3, 2005

Hermaphrodite

1. A person, who has both male and female genitals.

2. What people call me when I try to be friends with them.
3: What best describes my awkward behavior and sexuality around others.
4: can be straight, gay, or bisexual. (in my case, all three).
When i try to force other people to be friends with me, they always say "go away Collin". After stalking them for days (in some cases years) they will start to call me a hermaphrodite. I hit on guys mostly, but i try to date girls to hide my sexuality. I want to get penetrated by a big strong man!
Hermaphrodite by Colin Lai December 15, 2013

hermaphrodite bunny 

Rabbits that have both genders (male and female) that are usually described hopping over rainbows or across fluffy clouds when you are in love.
all i see is a lovely hermaphrodite bunny rabbit hopping through heaven with a giant sign waving behind ur fluffy trail bringing me hope and laughter over the candyfloss clouds and snowcovered hills u are my purpose in life.
hermaphrodite bunny by mousey1306 January 18, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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