Definitions by mousey1306

dog 

A noise at one end and a smell at the other.

'I love dogs!'
'Oh I hate dogs! They're a noise at one end and a smell at the other!'
'Well i guess you could say that....:/'

dog by mousey1306 June 16, 2012

mature cheddar head 

A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.

'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'

mature cheddar head by mousey1306 June 16, 2012

hermaphrodite bunny 

Rabbits that have both genders (male and female) that are usually described hopping over rainbows or across fluffy clouds when you are in love.

all i see is a lovely hermaphrodite bunny rabbit hopping through heaven with a giant sign waving behind ur fluffy trail bringing me hope and laughter over the candyfloss clouds and snowcovered hills u are my purpose in life.

hermaphrodite bunny by mousey1306 January 18, 2012

eye spasm 

when a person gets way too involved or addicted to facebook chat or any other form of instant messaging and use the winking face, ;) , but start to actually do the action when you send the message. this means when you send a winking face, ;) , on chat you automatically start to uncontrollably wink!

Hannah: heyy, you looked rly hot today;)
*has eye spasm* (starts to wink uncontrollably)

Felix: ahaa thanks bbz<3 xx

eye spasm by mousey1306 January 18, 2012

hoo har 

1. a fairly new word meaning orgasm
2. can also mean an arguement

1. it makes me hoo har when he kisses my vagina
i hoo har very easily:L

2. theres a little hoo har going on over there
this is going to cause a hoo har

hoo har by mousey1306 January 17, 2012