heotch

Guy that acts like a bitch.

That guy is such a heotch, he's nice to your face but he will stab you in the back in a heartbeat.

by Bigballshurt July 26, 2015

Aaron Hotchner

dilf

FBI Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner is such a dilf.

by milknh January 23, 2021

Hotchner's Disease

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.

Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?

by Team Reid February 20, 2011

Hotch Rocket

A phrased used by the fictional character Penelope Garcia in the hit CBS show Criminal Minds.

What it actually is is down to debate, regardless a 'Hotch Rocket' is something that ONLY Aaron Hotchner possesses.

'Did you hear?'
'...what?'
'Prentiss saw Hotch's Hotch Rocket!'
'About time! We've waited 5 seasons...'

by thecriminalprofiler November 7, 2011

Aaron Hotchner

hot. hot asf.

girl 1: omg did you see that hot brunette, dad, unit chief, FBI agent?
girl 2: his name must be Aaron Hotchner!

by jordyn stilinski March 25, 2021

Hotchalanche

A term used to describe the wrath of Behavioral Analysis Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner (known as 'Hotch'), of Criminal Minds fame. Usually cool, calm, and collected, Hotchner has, on occasion, lost the plot with an unsub during a case. The result is terrifying.

OMG, did you see the Hotchalanche in last night's episode?

(general exclamation when it dramatic Hotch-related event occurs) HOTCHALANCHE!

by gilesy_09 August 22, 2009

hotchsexual

having sexual feelings for aaron hotchner

i love hotch so much that i’m now hotchsexual

by Dancer C December 29, 2020