Hotching
Hotching by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011
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Hotching
Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*
Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"
Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room
Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*
Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"
Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room
Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*
Hotching by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010
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hotching • hooching • Hatching • hoaching • Hutching • Hatching a Havana • Hatching a plan • Hatching Chick • hitchings • Hitching Post
hotching
1) Ugly, to the point of distraction, mainly used to describe women.
2) Disgusting, stinking or Minging
Often used to describe the ugliest of women, the ones where even a great personality won't save them. Hotching women tend to own several cats, they see them as their "children", you have been warned!!!
2) Disgusting, stinking or Minging
Often used to describe the ugliest of women, the ones where even a great personality won't save them. Hotching women tend to own several cats, they see them as their "children", you have been warned!!!
Alabama Turtle Hatching
A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching
Alabama Turtle Hatching by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021
hoaching
Hoaching
Hoaching by livpemperpem February 20, 2011
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