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hotchsexual 

i love hotch so much that i’m now hotchsexual
hotchsexual by Dancer C December 29, 2020
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hotchsexual 

you have trauma? so youre hotchsexual😏
hotchsexual by dakota owenby December 29, 2020
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hotchsexual 

oh, you have trauma? i assume you’re hotchsexual...
hotchsexual by dakota owenby December 29, 2020

Hotsexual 

An individual who is solely attracted to hot individuals. Hotsexuals cannot body shame people as this goes against their sexual orientation.
Friend 1: “I’ve never seen Joel pull a girl below an 8”
Friend 2: “Well that’s because he’s a hotsexual and can’t date anyone who isn’t hot.”

Hochosexual 

when two heterosexual friends "accidentally" blow each other or perform any sexual acts on the other.
"dude i was over at Chads house and he tried to go hochosexual on me. but i wont let that hocho suck my cock, even if we were in boy scouts together."
Hochosexual by jojo11 February 10, 2006

Hotosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to people based on their level of hotness, as in how in shape they are, rather than the kind of genitals they have.
Well, generally I'm straight, but I'd much rather get down with a fit woman than a fat man, so I guess that makes me a hotosexual.

I used to be a hotosexual, but then decided that men really are idiots and I can't deal with it anymore.
Hotosexual by gurgoob January 25, 2012

Hotsexual 

an individual who is so smoking hot that both men and women, straight or gay, want to sleep with them.
It is so unbelievable how sexy he is. He is a total hotsexual.
Hotsexual by ocho2000 May 24, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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