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nugget clusters, weed, doobage, cheeba, alaskan thunderfuck, you know the names...
Obama: Hey GW, wanna go hit some hemph?
Bush: Hell yeah! I got some natty light too!

Colloquial Usage: "hitting of the hemph shall commence" or "Lets go hit the Hemph, dude!"
by doobiesnax April 25, 2010
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a word derived from an ancient greek demon that would scare his victims into flatulance. HEMPH
HEMPH HEMPH.... Chigity HEMPH JENK..
OMG... I just farted... hes good.
by TIMMY WINKLER May 30, 2003
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