Hemph

a word derived from an ancient greek demon that would scare his victims into flatulance. HEMPH

HEMPH HEMPH.... Chigity HEMPH JENK..
OMG... I just farted... hes good.

by TIMMY WINKLER May 30, 2003

hemph

nugget clusters, weed, doobage, cheeba, alaskan thunderfuck, you know the names...

Obama: Hey GW, wanna go hit some hemph?
Bush: Hell yeah! I got some natty light too!

Colloquial Usage: "hitting of the hemph shall commence" or "Lets go hit the Hemph, dude!"

by doobiesnax April 25, 2010