hemph

nugget clusters, weed, doobage, cheeba, alaskan thunderfuck, you know the names...

Obama: Hey GW, wanna go hit some hemph?
Bush: Hell yeah! I got some natty light too!

Colloquial Usage: "hitting of the hemph shall commence" or "Lets go hit the Hemph, dude!"

by doobiesnax April 25, 2010

Hemph

a word derived from an ancient greek demon that would scare his victims into flatulance. HEMPH

HEMPH HEMPH.... Chigity HEMPH JENK..
OMG... I just farted... hes good.

by TIMMY WINKLER May 30, 2003

Hempnabis

Hempnabis
/hɛmpnabis/

The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.

The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.

Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.

Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.

James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!

Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol

by CannabisKings March 26, 2019

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Hempes

Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.

Did you use hempes today?

by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

Heaphy

Old Black Irish: Anglicized form of Gaelic Ó hÉamhthaigh ‘descendant of Éamhthach’ and male descendant of the follower of the last king also an adjective meaning ‘lucky and beautiful. Traditionally, Irish family names are taken from the heads of tribes, and are usually prefixed by O', as above, or Mac, denoting "son of". It seems very likely that the original holder of this surname was a descendant of the original king, but no strictly direct descendant. In the census of Ireland in 1659 the clan was recorded as ruling " the County Waterford". However if this was true then, it is certainly not so now, all surviving church register recordings being principally in the counties of Kerry and Cork. This suggests that the clan may have come to some grief, perhaps as supporters and relatives of King James of Ireland in 1690, and being dispossessed of their properties, and forced to flee west.

"Heaphy" One of the oldest Irish Clans who's surname is widely know within Ireland as old nobility.

by Historian10000 July 31, 2009

Hephzibah

Means "my delight is in her" in Hebrew. She was a queen and the mother of Manasseh in the Old Testament.

A symbolical name of Zion, as representing the Lord's favor toward her (Isa. 62:4).

Seen to be 'Beauteous guardian akin to the seraphim (Lords brightest, closest, most powerful angels)'

'Hephzibah will know you and there you will know God who has always known you'

by Wazzitwickedu May 27, 2009