hemphysema 

The lung disease you get from smoking weed for a very long time.

My uncle Tom ended up dying at 56 from hemphysema. Dude was baked since high school.

hemphysema by econobiz February 25, 2008

Hemphysema 

A disease that can lead to bloodshot eyes, chronic cough, and an uncontrollable increase in appetite. Usually self treatable, no health screening required.

Snoop had to take a break from the homies for a while, he gained 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks and he’s gone through 3 bottles of Visine, Chris ain’t no doctor but swears he’s got Hemphysema.

Hemphysema by Ghini October 26, 2020

Memphysema

The medical diagnosis used when one becomes emotionally choked up, short of breath, or otherwise breathing-impaired over a sad Elvis Presley song.

Mary suffered a short spell of Memphysema when she heard "Blue Christmas" after her break up with Tom.

Memphysema by BoquillasKid August 20, 2009

Emphysema Bend

The infamous "bend" to a cigarette; typically used by incoherent white trash and scourges.

The hick handed me a cigarette that was bent in 2 different places, it had the emphysema bend.

Emphysema Bend by brupp December 4, 2017

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020