hemogondi 

Hemogondi (variations: Heemogondi, Hemoghandi, etc.)
he~mo~gon~di {hee-moh-gon-dee}
-adjective
1. Exceeding what normally would be referred to as enormous or even larger; although usually used imaginatively and beyond proportion or exaggeratingly.
2. Beyond Huge, Gigantic, Titanic, etc.
-Synonyms: colossal, gigantic, stupendous

1. "Our city had humble beginnings but has now grown hemogondi."

2. "That mountain is really huge, I don't know if we should attempt climbing it." "That mountain is hemogondi my friend, and we will conquer it!"

hemogondi by William A. Cheek September 27, 2006

hemogoblin 

an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.

“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”

hemogoblin by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

hemogoblin 

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

hemogoblin by damianklisz October 21, 2010

hemogoblin 

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

hemogoblin by QuacksO March 12, 2017

Homogonda 

One who is so gay they dont even deserve to be called a fag or homo you have to explain how big of a fag they are by calling them a homogonda

Wow Nathan write you are such a homogonda why dont you just go suck a fat one k you queerface

Homogonda by Fapo Goh May 19, 2009

Hemogoblin 

A little shit that gets in your blood and plunders the Lungs for Oxygen

Doctor: I Diagnose you with a severe case of Hemogoblin Hordes

Hemogoblin by FighterX9 August 1, 2021

Hemogoblin 

A Mythical Nigerian blood creature from the Moone extended Universe with the ability to manupulate hemogolbins in the blood of victims causing internal bleeding of organs.

Please try not to look into the hemogoblin's eyes, thats how they attack.

Hemogoblin by Moone Universe April 15, 2022