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hemenway
Verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you.
Noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.
Noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.
hemonecroformicophiliac
The Fetish of liking the feeling of "small undead and hemoraging" insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached.
This refers to the concept of Formicophiliac
This refers to the concept of Formicophiliac
(Girl 1): Oh My God, that guy that just walked past looks soooo creepy! o.O
(Girl 2): I know right! I think he may be a hemonecroformicophiliac.. :O
(Girl 2): I know right! I think he may be a hemonecroformicophiliac.. :O
hemonecroformicophiliac by ORC_ASM June 13, 2011
hemen
A trendy girl who’s got a unique name, she’s quite humorous and popular. Everyone tried to talk to her at once and people end up getting jealous. She laughs at everything and often says the phrase “and I oop-“
Paula Hemens
She is so fit and gets every boy a hard on. Her son Joshua is a smelly guy who has no friends and smells baddd.
Paula Hemens by Josh is smelly June 12, 2019
Hemion
Oh the gayest of all Gays! With the skaniest of all pussies! The lover of all men, taking all of the dicks u could ever imagine. Short dicks, small dicks, big dicks.... doesn't matter he'll take where ever they will fit!!
Hemion by Brad hemion December 7, 2016
Hemen
Hemen is a guy that you will instantly like. You wanna hold him so tight because of his sweet little jokes. He is charismatic, funny, caring and so lovable like no one else.
Hemen by “M”s. unkown December 8, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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