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You can't even define it. This person is so stoic, lacks so much care, just to be around them kills your self esteem.
It's not like Hemeon will ever give a fuck.
hemeon by Sputnyk April 14, 2014
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hemenway 

Verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you.

Noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.

Worker (walking down hallway): Good morning, boss. How are you?

Boss: (stares blankly at worker and walks past him silently)

Worker: Damn, I just got hemenway'd!
hemenway by Bobby Oso April 17, 2009
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hemonecroformicophiliac 

The Fetish of liking the feeling of "small undead and hemoraging" insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached.

This refers to the concept of Formicophiliac
(Girl 1): Oh My God, that guy that just walked past looks soooo creepy! o.O
(Girl 2): I know right! I think he may be a hemonecroformicophiliac.. :O
A trendy girl who’s got a unique name, she’s quite humorous and popular. Everyone tried to talk to her at once and people end up getting jealous. She laughs at everything and often says the phrase “and I oop-“
Girl: hey you know that girl hemen?

Girl 2: yeah! She’s from the popular group with all ‘me popular kids!
Girl: yea she’s soo overrated but still very funny
Girl 2: hahahahaha true!
hemen by yukito September 2, 2019

Paula Hemens 

She is so fit and gets every boy a hard on. Her son Joshua is a smelly guy who has no friends and smells baddd.
Paula Hemens is a milf
Paula Hemens by Josh is smelly June 12, 2019
Oh the gayest of all Gays! With the skaniest of all pussies! The lover of all men, taking all of the dicks u could ever imagine. Short dicks, small dicks, big dicks.... doesn't matter he'll take where ever they will fit!!
Yo I'm so Hemion!!
Hemion by Brad hemion December 7, 2016
Hemen is a guy that you will instantly like. You wanna hold him so tight because of his sweet little jokes. He is charismatic, funny, caring and so lovable like no one else.
If you have a Hemen in your life, better keep him in your life!
Hemen by “M”s. unkown December 8, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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