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Oh the gayest of all Gays! With the skaniest of all pussies! The lover of all men, taking all of the dicks u could ever imagine. Short dicks, small dicks, big dicks.... doesn't matter he'll take where ever they will fit!!
Yo I'm so Hemion!!
Hemion by Brad hemion December 7, 2016
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Heminway 

A term used to desribe someone who is a writer, though more frequently someone who fashions him/herself a writer but really isn't, or is not a very good one; derived from the name Ernest Hemingway, famed American novelist and story writer, but with the "g" removed to give it a colliquial informal feel, suggesting its ironic nature.
Ol' Heminway over there is writing all the time; too bad it's all drivel! That schmuck thinks he's going to be the next great novelist.
Heminway by P'tainz October 7, 2010

faux-hemian 

A person who lives a nominally bohemian lifestyle but has family money to fall back on.
That Virginia Woolf, and the rest of the Bloomsbury Group, are bunch of faux-hemians.
faux-hemian by ealanm October 27, 2007

Hermione Granger 

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.
How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

Hermione 

An exceptional young woman. The brightest of her age, and the prettiest for years to come. To be described as a “Hermione” would be the greatest compliment a girl could ever receive. Athletic, strong, beautiful, funny, and sweet. She’ll study hard about any topic, then find a way to make a joke out of it. She works hard even if she doesn’t know it’ll pay off. She is the type of person who would enjoy partying hard all night, but also having a quiet night in with her friends. Hermione's are rare and difficult to find. When you find a Hermione keep her cherish her as she is your best hope in life. The only word that could define a Hermione is perfect
“Wow I met this amazing girl last night she was quite the Hermione”
Hermione by ThoughtfulDuck November 25, 2018

Hermione 

Hermione is a beautiful girl, who cares a lot about her friends. She is smart, funny, caring and many more! Everyone wants to be just like her. She is the best person you will ever find!
❤️
I wish that i can be like Hermione 😩❤️
Hermione by x.Moonlight.x July 17, 2019

Hermioneophobia

the fear of failing in the OWLs and NEWTs
*two friends going to appear for their OWLs in 5 minutes*

Friend 1: "Let's go and have some snacks before the exam, we've already done enough revision"

Friend 2: "NO! I don't wanna fail in my OWLs. I have yet to revise once more..." *frantically turns book's pages*

Friend 1: "Oh, so you have Hermioneophobia!"
Hermioneophobia by Grimizan June 29, 2011
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I hit a real purple patch.

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