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Boner Hematoma 

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.
Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.
Boner Hematoma by patsguy June 18, 2011
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coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person
shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

Fupal Hematoma 

1.) The resultant injury of a frog knuckle to the fupa. 2.) The mouse-sized lump that shows up on the Butt in Front (BIF) following a failed act of self-love on a stationary bike.
Big Rosie wouldn't move, so Lil Chrissy popped her in the not-knot and left her with a *fupal hematoma* that looked like a Kermit kiss on her Miss Piggy
Fupal Hematoma by Dubdeuce April 4, 2023

Hematolagnia

Another word for blood play. It is a fetish or kink used during intercourse ( known in the BDSM community) or used in an act of vampirism.
I heard that Stacy is into hematolagnia.
Hematolagnia by ShadowhunterXx July 22, 2016

Hematolagnia

I have hematolagnia. If you want to get me started, we're going to need a knife.
Hematolagnia by Emokid_oncrack October 16, 2019

hematomaniac

blood fetish and gore
Someone who loves blood

Or @hematomaniac on instagram (Sam)
*person bleeding*
Person with blood fetish: "look at all that delicious blood Yum you look delicious omg omg omfg I should walk away now people are looking at me funny" (in thier mind)
Everyone else: are they a vampire or what

HEMATOMANIAC
hematomaniac by tumblr wizard July 13, 2014

hematomania 

Hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. A hematomaniac gets sexual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.
Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"

Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."

Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"

Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"
hematomania by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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