easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marke r eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend July 20, 2008
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salty beef curtains

Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.
After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
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easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
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hematomania

Hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. A hematomaniac gets sexual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.
Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"

Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."

Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"

Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
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easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
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suck-fucktard

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.
Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."
by Jennifiend April 20, 2007
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cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!
by Jennifiend April 20, 2007
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