Hematomato

A swelling of a size of a tomato at any part of body which consist of blood, swelling of blood

The hematomato was a complication from the surgical procedure.

Due to his injury, he suffered a hematomato over his left thigh

by Medstuff May 18, 2023

hematomaniac

blood fetish and gore
Someone who loves blood

Or @hematomaniac on instagram (Sam)

*person bleeding*
Person with blood fetish: "look at all that delicious blood Yum you look delicious omg omg omfg I should walk away now people are looking at me funny" (in thier mind)
Everyone else: are they a vampire or what

HEMATOMANIAC

by tumblr wizard July 13, 2014

hematomania

Hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. A hematomaniac gets sexual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.

Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"

Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."

Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"

Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Boner Hematoma

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

by patsguy June 18, 2011

Heatomattress

Da most freshest heated an cooled mattress to make u sleep like a playa- to hot? Put on the ac - shivering like a peasant? Blast that heat- u ant Eva gonna sleep no where else , ya feel me- heatomattress make u sleep like a playa

Hey Cassidy how that heatomattress feel fo u baby-

Cassidy: I done slept good like a baby. Uz a genius for real

by Liquid42 October 13, 2017

aural hematomas

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.

Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."

by CCB19 July 6, 2010

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022