helgie

Uglyist junk to walk this earth. Eats weird & is so stupid! Also gets beat up a lot too!

"Did you see helgie today?"
"Yeah, almost passed out by her smell!"

by Goodgirl1234392929 November 04, 2013

Helgi

To make an hiphop instrumental just as good as DJ Premier.

He just pulled an "helgi" out of his ass.

by John Longcuk April 26, 2008

Helgi

A lifeless weeb who only wants tea.

"Spill the Tea Sid"
"I don't have tea"
"Don't lie we all know you are a Helgi"

by Helgi is cool September 26, 2019

Helgi þór

A sexy masculine man who is the best at everything

He is an Helgi Þór

by Helgi þór February 09, 2022

Johan Helgi

A TysTys Patrol captain

Let’s go on a TysTys tour, Johan helgi is leading the way

by TYSIAN November 22, 2021

Helgi

Helgi is a stone that is in Iceland and is very tall and very wise and loves big floppa! And can't do the sexing because is stone, lol.

You're as still as Helgi!

by urbanpseudonym1 June 02, 2021