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Hedge fund investors.

Billionaire boomers that are mad butt hurt because some Redditors are buying GameStop stocks and costing them money.
HEDGIE, HEDGIE GETS A WEDGIE
LOSE SOME MONEY AND JUMPS OFF EDGIE
by FuckWedgies January 28, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Someone who works in the Hedge Fund industry.
Bro #1: Hey did you hear Brent is working at that new shop?!
Bro #2: Yeah, he's a Hedgie now..
by PSR91 April 18, 2020
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