Jan was born in Iraq 22nd of August. He grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. Jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called Bente. One of their sons, called Jan-Magnils has recently participated in a terrorist action in Iran. The movement he is in is founded by great, great holy Jan...

"EY niggah! What the fuck is Jan doin' up here in my crib with a C4- PLastic Dynamite hid in his turban!?"...

Jan-Helge by Has March 31, 2005

Knut Helge

a name commonly used for people who are too hot and sexy for a mortal to even imagine.
People with this name also have a tendency to deflect any foul words spoken to them back at the mortal.
Also he gets a shit ton of hoes but that isn`t really too important right now since that is fairly common with people whos name is Knut helge.

"OH WOW! he is so..
adaptable
adventurous
affable
affectionate
agreeable
ambitious
amiable
amicable
amusing

brave
bright
broad-minded

calm
careful
charming
communicative
compassionate

conscientious
considerate
convivial
courageous
courteous
creative

decisive
determined
diligent
diplomatic
discreet
dynamic

easygoing
emotional
energetic
enthusiastic
exuberant

fair-minded
faithful
fearless
forceful
frank
friendly
funny

generous
gentle
good
gregarious

hard-working
helpful
honest
humorous

imaginative
impartial
independent
intellectual
intelligent
intuitive

inventive
kind

loving
loyal

modest

neat
nice

optimistic

passionate
patient
persistent

pioneering
philosophical
placid
plucky
polite
powerful
practical
pro-active

quick-witted
quiet

rational
reliable
reserved
resourceful
romantic

self-confident
self-disciplined
sensible
sensitive
shy
sincere
sociable
straightforward
sympathetic

thoughtful
tidy
tough

unassuming
understanding

versatile

warmhearted
willing
witty, he must be a Knut Helge!"

Knut Helge by SexyBeastThanos April 25, 2019

Tor-Helge

A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.

"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"

"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"

Tor-Helge by emrik gorbachov February 25, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026