Helpies
Helpies by nuttyirishman May 22, 2012
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Helpie
"A selfie to brag about helping." Typically a American or European volunteer in Africa or Southeast Asia taking a picture of themselves with a child or children that are obviously poor, often showing the American or European offering help to the child or children, or implying such help. These photos are often used as Tinder profile pictures, and eventually are featured on Humanitarians of Tinder.
Also can be a photograph of a humanitarian aid worker in the act of helping a needy person, used in the context of fundraising for the humanitarian organization. As referenced in an official USAID response, "Small et. al 2007 has shown that well-lit photos and helpies generate more funding than text-based, and data-driven presentations of complex, global problems."
Also can be a photograph of a humanitarian aid worker in the act of helping a needy person, used in the context of fundraising for the humanitarian organization. As referenced in an official USAID response, "Small et. al 2007 has shown that well-lit photos and helpies generate more funding than text-based, and data-driven presentations of complex, global problems."
"She took a beautiful helpie of her and a child at the village school in Uganda where she volunteered for a week. Now its her Tinder profile picture and her organization is using that photo as a helpie in their annual report"
Helpless executive syndrome
the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar
Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.
Helpless executive syndrome by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017
Helpdesk
The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment
helpdesk
a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.
me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*