hegsethup

A pushup where you down a shot of vodka while you're in the air between each pushup.

How many hegsethups can you do before you pass out? Pete can do 47!

by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

Hegseth

Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.

"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"

by RonnyD May 30, 2012

Pete Hegseth

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.

Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Hegsething

To fail at the proper form required for physical fitness or exercise of any kind. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can lift or press.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when he swung the kettlebell between his legs too low to the ground.

by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

Hegsething

To do an exercise with the wrong or improper physical form. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can move.

I knew Pete was Hegsething when I saw him swinging a kettlebell between his legs too close to the ground.

by Nonalcoholic March 7, 2026

hegseth

onomatopoeia dry heave

I can't even look at my ex, or ... hegseth.

by wiscsuzski March 11, 2025

Hegseth Jager Bombs

When you drink a bottle of Jager and accidentally share classified bombing plans.

I started the night with a nice steak and bottle of wine, but next thing I know I’m doing Hegseth Jager Bombs again.

by WhereYat March 26, 2025