hegsethup 

A pushup where you down a shot of vodka while you're in the air between each pushup.

How many hegsethups can you do before you pass out? Pete can do 47!

hegsethup by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

Hegseth

Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.

"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"

Hegseth by RonnyD May 30, 2012

Pete Hegseth 

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.

Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!

Pete Hegseth by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

hegseth

onomatopoeia dry heave

I can't even look at my ex, or ... hegseth.

hegseth by wiscsuzski March 11, 2025

Hegseth Jager Bombs 

When you drink a bottle of Jager and accidentally share classified bombing plans.

I started the night with a nice steak and bottle of wine, but next thing I know I’m doing Hegseth Jager Bombs again.

Hegseth Jager Bombs by WhereYat March 26, 2025

Hegseth

A verb - to Hegseth or Hegsething means to badly attempt to gaslight someone into believing something wasn’t said or done despite there being reciepts (e.g screenshots of texts or pictures of irrefutable proof). This comes from Pete Hegseth unskilled attempt to gaslight the American people, after the news about the SignalGate war planning texts were released.

I can’t believe my man tried to Hegseth me into believing he didn’t cheat when I have screen shots of the nudes he sent her AND video of them together in bed.

Hegseth by Shawtnsweet March 27, 2025

Hegseth

Adding the wrong person to a group text.
Also, sending a message to the wrong person.
Being drunk, not a requirement.

Ope! Didn't mean to pull a hegseth, but that text was actually meant for my girlfriend Annie. I don't normally talk dirty to Angie my therapist.

Hegseth by Uncle Spoopy March 27, 2025