Hegsethed
Bro got so Hegsethed off bottomless mimosas that he tried to Facebook message his sister a dick pic but accidentally posted it as a public story
Hegsethed by Phemulyn Misteke March 29, 2025
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Heiseted
The term used to describe what happens to people who gave money to the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus (LPMC) so the caucus' chair could quit his job, draw a salary from the caucus and read books and play video games all day.
Heiseted by Wandering Moose June 1, 2021
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Hegseth
Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.
Pete Hegseth
A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.
Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!
Pete Hegseth by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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hegsethup by sexpissdull January 25, 2025
Hegseth Jager Bombs
I started the night with a nice steak and bottle of wine, but next thing I know I’m doing Hegseth Jager Bombs again.
Hegseth Jager Bombs by WhereYat March 26, 2025
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