Hegsethed

When a day drunk is shithammered enough before noon to tweet out the nuclear codes.

Bro got so Hegsethed off bottomless mimosas that he tried to Facebook message his sister a dick pic but accidentally posted it as a public story

Hegsethed by Phemulyn Misteke March 29, 2025

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Heiseted

The term used to describe what happens to people who gave money to the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus (LPMC) so the caucus' chair could quit his job, draw a salary from the caucus and read books and play video games all day.

I got Heiseted the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus leadership.

Heiseted by Wandering Moose June 1, 2021

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Hegseth

Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.

"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"

Hegseth by RonnyD May 30, 2012

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Pete Hegseth

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.

Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!

Pete Hegseth by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019