Urban Dictionary: Definitions by sexpissdull

yellow diamond run

A yellow diamond run is what you call skiing down to the lodge to take a piss.

Dude, if I don't make a yellow diamond run, there's going to be a lot of yellow snow around me.

When you're skiing and you have to go into the lodge to take a shit, you're making a brown diamond run.

Hey guys, if don't make a brown diamond run, I'll crop my ski pants.

biggy barn: a hernia that protrudes a lot from someone's groin because it's chock full of lumpy turds in that person's colon

Joe's biggy barn holds so much shit that it looks like he's got a softball in his front pants pocket.

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper

The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.

The moaning and groaning sound that old men (alter kakers) make

My grandfather woke up everyone in the house this morning with his incredibly loud and prolonged krechgees.

krechgee by sexpissdull January 26, 2025

A twig used to flick dog poop hanging from the hair of a dog's butt

When I was walking my dog today, he took a messy shit and I had to use a fliggybicker to flick the fresh dingleberry away from his butt.

A pushup where you down a shot of vodka while you're in the air between each pushup.

How many hegsethups can you do before you pass out? Pete can do 47!

hegsethup by sexpissdull January 25, 2025