Definitions by sexpissdull

trump stew

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper

The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.

trump stew by sexpissdull February 2, 2025

krechgee 

The moaning and groaning sound that old men (alter kakers) make

My grandfather woke up everyone in the house this morning with his incredibly loud and prolonged krechgees.

krechgee by sexpissdull January 26, 2025

fliggybicker 

A twig used to flick dog poop hanging from the hair of a dog's butt

When I was walking my dog today, he took a messy shit and I had to use a fliggybicker to flick the fresh dingleberry away from his butt.

fliggybicker by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

hegsethup 

A pushup where you down a shot of vodka while you're in the air between each pushup.

How many hegsethups can you do before you pass out? Pete can do 47!

hegsethup by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

woogershnoozariantologist 

Someone with a PhD in everything.

That chick is really smart. Of course she is; she's a woogershnoozariantologist. She's got a PhD in everything.

woogershnoozariantologist by sexpissdull April 13, 2021

stinkubator 

The space between the bedsheets where farts ripen and mature

After a dinner of white navy beans and turkey, my wife and I went to bed and created a memorable stinkubator under the covers with several hours of flatulence.

stinkubator by sexpissdull June 10, 2011

schlepatitis 

state of exhaustion caused by excessive schlepping or carrying, moving, dragging

After helping my friends move across town, I came down with an acute case of schlepatitis

schlepatitis by sexpissdull January 6, 2011