sexpissdull's definitions

fliggybicker

A twig used to flick dog poop hanging from the hair of a dog's butt

When I was walking my dog today, he took a messy shit and I had to use a fliggybicker to flick the fresh dingleberry away from his butt.

by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

woogershnoozariantologist

Someone with a PhD in everything.

That chick is really smart. Of course she is; she's a woogershnoozariantologist. She's got a PhD in everything.

by sexpissdull April 13, 2021

krechgee

The moaning and groaning sound that old men (alter kakers) make

My grandfather woke up everyone in the house this morning with his incredibly loud and prolonged krechgees.

by sexpissdull January 26, 2025

proctsicle

A proctologist's finger just after it's been inserted and withdrawn from a patient's rectum

That proctsicle was finger-licking good.

by sexpissdull December 3, 2010

hegsethup

A pushup where you down a shot of vodka while you're in the air between each pushup.

How many hegsethups can you do before you pass out? Pete can do 47!

by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

smellvinator

A cold sore on the nostril flange associated with the Kelvinator brand of refrigerators

I had a sore shiny red lump on my nostril flange that my dermatologist diagnosed as a smellvinator.

by sexpissdull December 3, 2010

yirga

Yirga: urination that is so slow that the urine evaporates before reaching the toilet. Similar to the meteorological term, virga, meaning precipitation that evaporates before reaching the ground.

My father's enlarged prostate has attenuated his urine stream to the point where his urine has become yirga and so he never has to flush.

by sexpissdull November 30, 2010