Hegseth

Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.

"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"

by RonnyD May 30, 2012

Pete Hegseth

A pseudo-patriot on Faux News. The one thing smarmier than Sean Hannity and nastier than Truffle Butter.

Steve: I bet you don't own 51 American flags! You must hate this country!
Sarah: You're being a Pete Hegseth. Go suck off Putin!
Steve: I already have!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Hegseth Jager Bombs

When you drink a bottle of Jager and accidentally share classified bombing plans.

I started the night with a nice steak and bottle of wine, but next thing I know I’m doing Hegseth Jager Bombs again.

by WhereYat March 26, 2025

Hegsethed

When a day drunk is shithammered enough before noon to tweet out the nuclear codes.

Bro got so Hegsethed off bottomless mimosas that he tried to Facebook message his sister a dick pic but accidentally posted it as a public story

by Phemulyn Misteke March 29, 2025

Hegseth

(Verb) to completely blow OPSEC by being a moron.

He really Hegseth‘d that kidnapping up when he sent out the ransom note on custom stationary with his real name on it.

by kaitechnolust March 28, 2025

Pete Hegseth

A TV host and author who is now the nominee for Secretary of Defense in 2025, wants an "American victory" to be the end of globalism, Islamism, secularism, leftism, and enviormentalism. Although, he has fought Iraq and Afghanistan wars, he also is being accused for sexual assault.

Man, Pete Hegseth is kind of weird!

by popbulligan December 5, 2024

hegseth

onomatopoeia dry heave

I can't even look at my ex, or ... hegseth.

by wiscsuzski March 11, 2025