heflum

heflum is an alternate definition for cuddle. mostly because cuddle is just a really GAY word.

"I want to drive to your house right now, just so we can heflum under the covers in your bed."

by Kayla Youmans+Kial Kasinec September 4, 2005

hefalump

Winnie the poo slang for elephant

The hefalump might get us!

by bob November 23, 2002

Hefalump Slaying

When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump.

He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go Hefalump slaying.

by Derek "nasty boy" Miller November 5, 2007

hefalump

(n)A large female mammal that walks upright on its hind legs in clothing that is uncoftably to reavealing and claims to be sexy. Also see Woozle.

The Florida malls are overflowing with hefalumps, someone should tell the hunting comision.

by LORD J July 1, 2005

hefalump

a word originated 4rm various winnie the pooh (yay) stories. Also very useful in describing that fat bitch that ust took your seat on the bus!

Jimboberina: hey boots y u standing up ? sit down its a bumpy bus ride Wooooo!

Boots: CRASH BANG W***OP(as she f***s down the bus stairs) Damn you heff***lummmpppppp!!! GRRRR! -

Fat seat stealing bus bitch is unaware this term is adressed to her..

Heffalump: ??????

by jolola August 23, 2005

Hefalumpabump

The act of vomiting into someones open ass and have it squeezed back up into your mouth, then into thier ass again continously.
See also Heffalump

"We Heffalumpabumped 30 times last night"

by Stryfe February 18, 2005

Hefalump

something or someone that is extremely large.

That man is 300 lbs. He is a hefalump!

by Juskidding November 22, 2009