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hefalump 

The hefalump might get us!
hefalump by bob November 23, 2002
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hefalump 

(n)A large female mammal that walks upright on its hind legs in clothing that is uncoftably to reavealing and claims to be sexy. Also see Woozle.
The Florida malls are overflowing with hefalumps, someone should tell the hunting comision.
hefalump by LORD J July 1, 2005

hefalump 

a word originated 4rm various winnie the pooh (yay) stories. Also very useful in describing that fat bitch that ust took your seat on the bus!
Jimboberina: hey boots y u standing up ? sit down its a bumpy bus ride Wooooo!

Boots: CRASH BANG W***OP(as she f***s down the bus stairs) Damn you heff***lummmpppppp!!! GRRRR! -

Fat seat stealing bus bitch is unaware this term is adressed to her..

Heffalump: ??????
hefalump by jolola August 23, 2005

Hefalump 

something or someone that is extremely large.
That man is 300 lbs. He is a hefalump!
Hefalump by Juskidding November 22, 2009

hefalump 

hefalump by Anonymous October 10, 2003

hefalump 

a fat, minging woman with some big ass and big boobs.
Bessie you hefalump!!! Vicky you're a hefalump.
hefalump by Nick Lobanov May 28, 2004

Hefalump Slaying 

When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump.
He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go Hefalump slaying.
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