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headuz by Manuel Gracián-Barrera August 17, 2006
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Old headz
Mentors, community stake holders that's been in the hood for a minute. Have presence in the community. Well respected and known in the hood. Always sharing about back in the day and reminiscing.
Old headz by Urb dweller March 13, 2010
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headuz • headz • Haduzma • Headucation • headucator • Headular • headulator • headulite • headupass day • headupassitis
Headucation
Headucation by Skat Stevens August 25, 2008
headulite
Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.
guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
headulite by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
headz
headz by Dr Professor June 19, 2006
headupassitis
The condition a person suffers from when their head is wedged firmly up their ass. It's a phenomenon that affects millions of people on a daily basis, and usually results in the person saying incoherant or completely retarded things.
Dave: Hey John, did you hear about Larry from across the hall?
John: No. What happened?
Dave: He told a nun that she needed to jam out with her clam out.
John: What a fucktard, he's got a bad case of headupassitis.
John: No. What happened?
Dave: He told a nun that she needed to jam out with her clam out.
John: What a fucktard, he's got a bad case of headupassitis.
headupassitis by talldude65 August 16, 2010
Haduzma
A word which has an unknown meaning to most and only those with superior knowledge can understand its concepts and meaning.
You sir are a haduzma
Haduzma by The haduzma king May 8, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.