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headulator 

When the dumbass uses their head to try to calculate a number.
Employee: "Well, when I did it in my head, 2+2 was 13. Is that not correct?"

Boss: "WTF dumbass, my headulator says 6, maybe you need a new printer ribbon put in your headulator. "
headulator by JACinOR March 2, 2023
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Post-HeadClarity

Post-HeadClarity Is the feeling you have after getting brain and not knowing how to feel, so your result is acting a mixture of surprised and shocked, same word? No. Same meaning? Yup.
Friend: “Ayo you good you ain’t lookin yourself”

Man: “Nah man don’t worry just in the middle of Post-HeadClarity“
Post-HeadClarity by yaboiyonkers September 13, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026