headupassitis

The condition a person suffers from when their head is wedged firmly up their ass. It's a phenomenon that affects millions of people on a daily basis, and usually results in the person saying incoherant or completely retarded things.

Dave: Hey John, did you hear about Larry from across the hall?

John: No. What happened?

Dave: He told a nun that she needed to jam out with her clam out.

John: What a fucktard, he's got a bad case of headupassitis.

by talldude65 August 15, 2010

headupass day

Any day, commonly Friday, when it seems the majority of people are unable to pay attention to what they are doing at the present time. Their minds are firmly planted elsewhere, sometimes having a disastrous outcome.

I got cut off so many times in traffic on the way. Must be headupass day again.

by cyrrus April 09, 2025