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Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.
guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!

yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
by Crunchyness April 29, 2007
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