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headknock 

Headknock is when you temperarly lifts your cock from within her to hit her Gspot after amazing sex . when you (the guy) is still hard and you
( the female) is still pulsating but in a relaxed state... If she pulsates you (knock) middle seconds after .you will feel her tighten for sure . she'll kinda get a jolt at first. But she will definitely be cumming first. And repeated as long as you want .no stroke needed...

The headknock guarantees a knockout Punch for any guy wanting to leave a great Impression or a humble exit. Like closing the drape.to a Broadway show. Your welcome.
I thoughte proformence was great but I could tell something was missing so I gave her the headknock.i had no idea she had. Two orgasm left ...the well spent. Take that.
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Headknock 

A mistake, error or blooper that is either accidentally or purposefully left in an artistic work that adds to the value or appreciation of that work.
Did you see in Star Wars where the Storm trooper hits his head on the door?

Sure, but George Lucas decided to leave that Headknock in the final cut and now it's epic!
Headknock by Textanker April 18, 2024

social headlock 

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.
No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.
social headlock by puddykast August 7, 2009

Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick
Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

Empty headlock 

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days
Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

iphone headlock 

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.
I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.
iphone headlock by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.
Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.
Siberian headlock by malarky2020 September 26, 2009
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