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hobknockers 

noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.

Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
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Habknocker

A habknocker is a canadian, man or woman, who masturbates in public.
Hey George, I had a great time habknocking in the mall.

Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom
Habknocker by NJ kid November 14, 2011

hobknockers 

she had some nice hobknockers
hobknockers by jman24 February 1, 2021

humknocker

acronym/slang
Half Ur Money Never O Csee Kids Ever Right
A woman so extraordinarily attractive that a man would arguably risk losing half his money in a divorce settlement and visitation rights to his children just by being near her. The term derives from the instinctive appreciative hum a person makes upon seeing someone that stunning, combined with the gut-punch realization of what acting on that attraction could cost.

Origin: Coined circa 2010 by an individual who, upon witnessing a woman of exceptional attractiveness, found himself unable to articulate the specific combination of qualities that made her so dangerous to his financial future and custody arrangement — and decided the English language needed a word for it.
Example:
"Yo, did you see that woman at the bar? Full humknocker. I'm talking HUMNOCKER."
humknocker by Capstone May 15, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019