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Hamknockers 

Look at those hamknockers.
Hamknockers by Ninja Nurse May 15, 2018
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hobknockers 

noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.

Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"

Habknocker

A habknocker is a canadian, man or woman, who masturbates in public.
Hey George, I had a great time habknocking in the mall.

Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom
Habknocker by NJ kid November 14, 2011

hobknockers 

she had some nice hobknockers
hobknockers by jman24 February 1, 2021

humknocker

acronym/slang
Half Ur Money Never O Csee Kids Ever Right
A woman so extraordinarily attractive that a man would arguably risk losing half his money in a divorce settlement and visitation rights to his children just by being near her. The term derives from the instinctive appreciative hum a person makes upon seeing someone that stunning, combined with the gut-punch realization of what acting on that attraction could cost.

Origin: Coined circa 2010 by an individual who, upon witnessing a woman of exceptional attractiveness, found himself unable to articulate the specific combination of qualities that made her so dangerous to his financial future and custody arrangement — and decided the English language needed a word for it.
Example:
"Yo, did you see that woman at the bar? Full humknocker. I'm talking HUMNOCKER."
humknocker by Capstone May 15, 2026
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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