Hamknockers
Look at those hamknockers.
Hamknockers by Ninja Nurse May 15, 2018
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hobknockers
noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.
Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
hobknockers by All the Single Owls July 7, 2010
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Habknocker
Hey George, I had a great time habknocking in the mall.
Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom
Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom
Habknocker by NJ kid November 14, 2011
humknocker
acronym/slang
Half Ur Money Never O Csee Kids Ever Right
A woman so extraordinarily attractive that a man would arguably risk losing half his money in a divorce settlement and visitation rights to his children just by being near her. The term derives from the instinctive appreciative hum a person makes upon seeing someone that stunning, combined with the gut-punch realization of what acting on that attraction could cost.
Origin: Coined circa 2010 by an individual who, upon witnessing a woman of exceptional attractiveness, found himself unable to articulate the specific combination of qualities that made her so dangerous to his financial future and custody arrangement — and decided the English language needed a word for it.
Half Ur Money Never O Csee Kids Ever Right
A woman so extraordinarily attractive that a man would arguably risk losing half his money in a divorce settlement and visitation rights to his children just by being near her. The term derives from the instinctive appreciative hum a person makes upon seeing someone that stunning, combined with the gut-punch realization of what acting on that attraction could cost.
Origin: Coined circa 2010 by an individual who, upon witnessing a woman of exceptional attractiveness, found himself unable to articulate the specific combination of qualities that made her so dangerous to his financial future and custody arrangement — and decided the English language needed a word for it.
humknocker by Capstone May 15, 2026
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