head limes 

When you put a HEADLIME in the tip of your dick. Then you use it to squeeze every last drop of liquid from a lime wedge into your urethra. This is typically followed by a Cleveland Steamer.

Dude 1: Dude, I fucking HEAD LIMED my pisser so hard Last night!
Dude 2: Holy shit, I wish my girlfriend let me do that.
Dude 1: Head limes are so sexy!

head limes by bananananananananananna January 14, 2019

like a deer in the headlines 

The facial expression we have come to know - panic-stricken, wide-eyed and immobilized, not knowing which way to run, realizing that your crimes, sins and errors of judgement are suddenly America's number one topic.

The movie mogul had figured no one would ever talk, and if they did, who would believe them, yet here he stood, cameras on him from all sides, barraged by shouting reporters, like a deer in the headlines.

like a deer in the headlines by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

Headlines 

One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.

And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.

Headlines by Anonymous June 16, 2003

headlines headlines fuck it man 

A quote by the Choi Hansol. Meaning to fuck shit up and become one of the higher caliber.

Me: What do you want to do tonight?
Choi Hansol: Headlines Headlines fuck it man!

headlines headlines fuck it man by ingridclifford1995 March 30, 2016

headlines 

(1) Da unsightly creases dat can get permanently etched into your forehead if you frown too much.
(2) Da assorted "depth-indicators" --- i.e., residue-rings of body-fluids --- dat appear at various points along da length of a guy's cock dat show how far a girl went down on him at da various stages of her giving him a blowjob.

It's always a good idea healthwise to have a shower after a "hot 'n' heavy" session wif a hot chick, but it also can be super-effective at washing away da "evidence" of said steamy encounter, so dat no subsequent intimacy-partner will observe any tell-tale "headlines" on yer lulu and therefore be tipped off dat you've been "gettin' some on da side" prior to your dropping yer trousers for her.

headlines by QuacksO December 9, 2023