hawkd 

a word used when you hit the blocker looking up bad stuff at school

"I tried to look up torture devices from the french revolution, but I got hawkd trying to get to it."

hawkd by majorzero December 9, 2008

Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Hawkin’s Map Of Consciousness 

The map is a scale from 1-1000 LOC with different human behaviours and perceptions about Life and God based on each of the 17 levels of human consciousness and associated energy field matrix. The map of consciousness was developed by Dr David Hawkins via kinesiology (muscle testing).The levels of consciousness go as low as the pits of hell on earth (which is shame, 50 LOC) to heaven on earth AKA enlightenment 600-1000 LOC.

Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.

Student: How do I become enlightened Doc?
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness

Hawkin’s Map Of Consciousness by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

comb-o-hawk 

A combination homo-hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. The remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak homo-hawk at the same time.

Rob: Hey, Colin's homo-hawk is looking a little sparse these days.
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.

Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!

comb-o-hawk by ocius1 May 14, 2009

hawk em 

The act of chasing someone down with a gun and ending them like in pop smokes song

“Big .38 go hawk em”

hawk em by Ash2Cruel January 18, 2020

hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Tony Hawk 

The 1st famous skateboarder; he achieved the 900 & toured for many years. His son Riley Hawk skateboards too. There's video games of him & his skateboarding!

When Tony Hawk came to town on tour, it was So Thrilling to get the opportunity to see him & his skills in person! Bam Margera of Jackass fame was there too!

Tony Hawk by Starchylde May 28, 2016