hawhining 

Whining about silly things while being on the island paradise of Hawaii.

I was whining that I didn’t own a car, or a home, or a boy, but then I remembered I’m in Hawaii. I was Hawhining you guys.

hawhining by PRabbit December 30, 2020

Harvining 

Smoking a personal blunt.

Named after Minnesota Vikings player Percy Harvin.

Percy=Personal

"Dude just harvining the blunt. "

"Straight purple shit"

Harvining by bearj1225 November 10, 2009

Hankining

To pilfer or take items, usually of minor value -- e.g., travel size body wash bottles, nespresso pods, small battery-operated alarm clocks -- from hotel rooms or airplanes (particularly items provided to premium customers).

When Oliver stayed at the Bellagio for a weekend, the hotel staff stopped him from Hankining a bath robe.

Hankining by Guenter777 June 16, 2018

Hawkaning 

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.

Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.

Hawkaning by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020

hahning

Verb. The act of performing a radio transmission while surrounded by other portable radios on the same frequency.

The lieutenant was really hahning it today while in command.

hahning by Willdunn September 16, 2017

Hawning

Hawning is a Hair Awning. It's like a comb-over, except it stems from a receding hairline. The hair at the hairline is grown long and then combed forward causing an awning effect.

Dude, check out John's hawning. It's so far off of his forehead.

Hawning by HC4M February 17, 2009

haphening 

Haphening. It's a shortened version of "having to", It doesn't make complete sense, but it's something-

Joey: "I'm haphening to do this stupid shit! God, I hate this-"

haphening by so skibidi July 7, 2024