Harvining 

Smoking a personal blunt.

Named after Minnesota Vikings player Percy Harvin.

Percy=Personal

"Dude just harvining the blunt. "

"Straight purple shit"

Harvining by bearj1225 November 10, 2009

Harvicking 

A push or shove usually from behind. The term was coined after the 2014 AAA Texas 500 NASCAR race in which Kevin Harvick shoved Brad Keselowski from behind to instigate a fight between Keselowski and Jeff Gordon.

James took Harvicking to the extreme when he pushed Daniel off of the Grand Canyon.

Harvicking by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

Hankining

To pilfer or take items, usually of minor value -- e.g., travel size body wash bottles, nespresso pods, small battery-operated alarm clocks -- from hotel rooms or airplanes (particularly items provided to premium customers).

When Oliver stayed at the Bellagio for a weekend, the hotel staff stopped him from Hankining a bath robe.

Hankining by Guenter777 June 16, 2018

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

hardening the carpet 

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

hardening the carpet by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

Harveying 

The act of spending time with Harvey

I am going to do some hard core harveying today.

Harveying by Syco54645 November 6, 2004

Lily the hardning witch 

A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.

My mind and life has been at ease ever since i dumped lily the hardning witch.

Lily the hardning witch by OctoChupapi April 7, 2023