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Harvicking
A push or shove usually from behind. The term was coined after the 2014 AAA Texas 500 NASCAR race in which Kevin Harvick shoved Brad Keselowski from behind to instigate a fight between Keselowski and Jeff Gordon.
Harvicking by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014
Hankining
To pilfer or take items, usually of minor value -- e.g., travel size body wash bottles, nespresso pods, small battery-operated alarm clocks -- from hotel rooms or airplanes (particularly items provided to premium customers).
When Oliver stayed at the Bellagio for a weekend, the hotel staff stopped him from Hankining a bath robe.
Hankining by Guenter777 June 16, 2018
Hardening of the sharteries
When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009
hardening the carpet
hardening the carpet by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008
Lily the hardning witch
A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.
Lily the hardning witch by OctoChupapi April 7, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026