Hawning

Hawning is a Hair Awning. It's like a comb-over, except it stems from a receding hairline. The hair at the hairline is grown long and then combed forward causing an awning effect.

Dude, check out John's hawning. It's so far off of his forehead.

by HC4M February 17, 2009

Hawning

The act of yawning in front of someone but hiding it from them with unnatural facial movements, with varying levels of success.

Hide the yawn = Hawn

"Johnny, pay attention in class! I can see you hawning over there"

by ChaDe Multicoloured April 1, 2025

hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Stephen Hawking Swirl

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.

Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!

by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012

hawwing

Going crazy for no reason and having no idea why.

Itold my teacher i was hawwing all weekend long

by Morgan and Luke May 30, 2021

Hawking

The act of flying a Blackhawk helicopter whilst erratically changing altitudes and airspeeds causing difficulty for subsequent chalks to maintain any type of formation flight that would resemble that of a professional Army/Navy/Air Force Aviator.

Did you see Carl in flight lead last night? He was hawking so bad we almost got sick!

by CoCWOO July 26, 2019