hawdon

a friend or person that thinks they are the shit.
they invite them selves over, help their selves to whatever is in your cupboards, and drink all your beer.
Don't ever lend a Hawdon cash, though he said he will pay you back, you will not see your money.
Hawdons can be found at most high schools hanging out with younger students because they have no friends in college.

Never invite a Hawdon to a party because he'll try to hit on every girl and when he gets shut down he'll talk shit the next day about how those "sluts" at the party we're too easy and he didn't want it.

Kyle: what the hell dude? you ate all my cereal!
Hawdon: sorry man i was hungry.
Kyle: wow that's so typical.

Other words with a similar meaning:
Mooch, Loser, Bum, Leech, Try-hard

by garbageman1232 March 7, 2014

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Handong

Chinese member of Dreamcatcher. Stan Dreamcatcher.

and now I'm holding this pain. - Handong

by gorthezar March 2, 2020

haydon school

The shittest school ever and most ppl there are wankers

Haydon school has the moistest teachers

by Abdel March 5, 2015

Warren G. Hardon

Trying to hide a boner, but failing and getting laughed at.

Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon

Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon

by White Van with screaming in it May 19, 2016

Haydon

A Haydon Is a pretty cool dude. He’s really smart and Is good at making friends. He comes off as a bit annoying sometimes but once you get to know him he’s really sweet. Watch out though, if you talk bad about him just be ready because he’ll do the same back. A Haydon is usually a good kid but gets in trouble every now and then. Haydons are very hands on. They can do almost anything you ask. He usually spends most of his free time watching YouTube videos but somehow still has time to do his homework. Haydons are usually very generous, if you need a snack or advice just ask. Usually Haydon is sassy, but he’s really good at it. He’s always trying to get on teachers good side and become a teachers pet. They usually come off as very attractive people. Usually being tall, dark haired, and blue/green eyed. Once you come across a Haydon you should never leave one.

Guy 1: Hey, did you upset Haydon?
Guy 2: Maybe just a little, why?
Guy 1: He’s going around the school talking bad about you!

by George135_123 May 5, 2018

Large Hardon Collider

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)

1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'

by Mr McGranty January 26, 2010