I'm so hamdonged.

I like your hamdong.

Will you redo my hamdong?

Hamdiggitydong.

Hamdong often.

This party is hamdonging.

To hamdong off.

I just killed a hamdong.

It's a hamdongerday.

Welcome to the hamdong.

Hamdong by Dilldong August 28, 2009

handonballinger

A user on “stan twitter” that can be problematic at times and always uses a fancam of the popular youtube sensation colleen mae ballinger rapping

I follow the user @handonballinger on twitter

handonballinger by Dillon61 April 4, 2020

Dan Handing

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.

Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!

Did you know Dan Handing?

Dan Handing by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010

Handango

A woman's discrete ejaculation of a man through the use of one or more hand(s). Specifically refers to a situation with a high risk of discovery, e.g. at the movie theater, under the dinner table or in the back of a taxi cab. (Note: Some women lack the forearm strength to perform the handango to completion.)

The best part of the ride home from my eighth grade field trip to Washington D.C. was getting a handango under a blanket at the back of the bus.

Handango by Little Handango March 18, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026