jousting

A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.

Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip

by Tingwallerwaller February 13, 2008

jousting

The poking of an awning or other shelter from underneath with a pole or a shaft to drain water collected during rain

After the shower, waiters from inside the sidewalk restaurants were seen jousting the awnings.

by Xerxes Billimoria December 23, 2010

jousting

tallbike jousting is postapocaliptic sport on tallbikes

two punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens, he he. The real jousting is against policemen on horses to free police horses

by louis October 26, 2004

jousting

The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.

-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!

"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."

by J.// September 15, 2007

Joust

A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis

Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis

by Mayur03 October 24, 2010

Jousting

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.

Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"

by Doug Waldman December 02, 2013

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by Big Mike April 26, 2004