havline 

Wanting something but instead getting kicked in the balls.

Joe: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DORIS!

Doris: That's right bitch!

Joe: ... all i wanted was a pencil sharpener...

James: Ha! Joe havlined again!

havline by LookinAss2009 January 16, 2018

Hamline University 

A liberal arts school where half the students play sports and the other half of the students do not. The athletes are D3. The liberal arts kids try to dress unique, dance, and sing at awkward times; 1 out of 6 people are not straight. It feels just like high school with more gay people.

Dude what's at Hamline University? Liberal arts things plus sports.

Hamline University by Shanikana May 2, 2009

Hamline Wireless 

A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.

Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.

Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.

You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.

Hamline Wireless by 1L February 4, 2006

Pull a hamline 

To peace the fuck out; vanish like dust to the wind; disapparate like a hippogriff

I didn't feel like waiting for my check-in, so I decided to pull a hamline and got a beer instead.

Pull a hamline by Moz47 September 4, 2010

hatline

That annoying red line that appears on your forehead when you wear a baseball cap backwards

Damn... that sucka got a fat head... his hatline's almost bleeding it's so red.

hatline by Superdave December 26, 2002

hanline 

A Hanline is an all around bad mother fucker, a natural women attractant that kills 30 packs on a daily basis, A Hanline never fucks around and always gets shit done in any situation, kills in any sport he plays and is good at everything

Boy 1: "Dude do you know that Hanline dude?"
Boy 2: "Yeah man, hes a bad motherfucker."

hanline by Twatslam April 22, 2018

Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, just pop your drunk and drop some Caltex engine oil and watch that car drive smooth and with power.

Hey man, what my car needs oil, what do I do?

Habibi, are you stupid? Ofcourse you have to use Caltex Havoline engine oil! Don’t ask stupid questions!

Caltex Havoline by AmroRamy November 22, 2021