havline

Wanting something but instead getting kicked in the balls.

Joe: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DORIS!

Doris: That's right bitch!

Joe: ... all i wanted was a pencil sharpener...

James: Ha! Joe havlined again!

by LookinAss2009 January 16, 2018

bloody Havlin

Little fellow with even smaller penis whom bleeds out of his anus.

My little neighbor has a bloody Havlin and needs a man-pon.

by smash513 May 9, 2008