Harliness is a synonym describing someone who is beyond beautiful, infact to be exact, 1,000,000 levels above beauty.
Harliness is originally from the word harley, used to describe someone who is also 1,000,000 levels above beauty.
the origins of Halriness is directly taken for a beyond beautiful girl called Harley, hence the name
Harliness is originally from the word harley, used to describe someone who is also 1,000,000 levels above beauty.
the origins of Halriness is directly taken for a beyond beautiful girl called Harley, hence the name
She is so Harley, I wish I had that Harliness
Damn, that girls has Harliness
He only likes girls who are very Harley
Damn, that girls has Harliness
He only likes girls who are very Harley
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Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.
by TheNerp December 20, 2014
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Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.
1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?
2. Youtube - Yawn.
3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.
4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.
5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.
6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.
7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.
8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.
9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.
10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?
2. Youtube - Yawn.
3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.
4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.
5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.
6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.
7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.
8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.
9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.
10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:
Your Grandparents - 1
Your Dad - 2.5
Newfag - 4
Oldfag - 5
Auschwitz Survivor - 8
Infant Rapist - 9
The Antichrist - 10
Your Grandparents - 1
Your Dad - 2.5
Newfag - 4
Oldfag - 5
Auschwitz Survivor - 8
Infant Rapist - 9
The Antichrist - 10
by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013
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Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.
John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.
Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!
John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.
Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!
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1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.
*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.
If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.
*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.
Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
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"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.
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