Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can
get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.
1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?
2.
Youtube - Yawn.
3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a
long ways to fall.
4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable.
Yeah, something
funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.
5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.
6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.
7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became
chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin
asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.
8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.
9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.
10. 3guys1hammer - Get a
gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the
trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
