have’t
“My mom sent me Easter candy and I have’t gone grocery shopping in over a week so here I am eating krispy kreme donut flavored jelly beans for breakfast”
have’t by Charlatte Moomoo May 18, 2018
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I don't have time for this Lance
when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
I don't have time for this Lance by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018
Didn't have the cameras on
Didn't have the cameras on is a phrase used when a popular youtuber FlightReacts, proclaims that he has done something significant, but he doesn't have any physical evidence to prove so.
*Flight sees a dude 360 windmill dunk*
Flight: "Oh yeah I've done that before back last year just didn't have the cameras on"
Flight: "Oh yeah I've done that before back last year just didn't have the cameras on"
Didn't have the cameras on by Fearrr June 17, 2020
I don't have the facts to back this up
I don't have the facts to back this up by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011
She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice
Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"
Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008
I don't know why I have these goggles
A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
I don't know why I have these goggles by Cephiroth May 15, 2010
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