hattage

A word used to describe the quality of ones hat

man that is some serious hattage

by theallseeingi December 29, 2006

Group siren hattage

Group siren hattage is when a group of people, typically managers, are investigating one person in an attempt to get said person into trouble.

Sally was caught eating a chocolate bar during her shift, some serious group siren hattage had taken place that day when they were all swarmed around her, asking her all sorts of questions.

by secretofthesnooze November 1, 2025

Trim Hittage

Past tense for having banged (high quality only) a hot woman (or plural, women)

Last year on Spring Break , we scored some major Trim Hittage.

by TrimHits July 1, 2015

Hatage a trois

Hatery involving a circle of three people.

Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.

by Madfat April 20, 2009

hateage

one persons hate towards another person's ideas

"dont try to cover up your hateage towards my cool shoes!"

by Deanna November 7, 2004

Optimum Hittage

Ensuring full potential of your hit to increase chance of optimum high

To achieve optimum hittage Bryan held in the dank for as long as he could

by Krilex June 9, 2015

Hatage

The credability of ones hat.

The credability of ones hat.

"man that is some serious hatage"

"That's some hatage shes got!"

by Sean-h December 21, 2008