secretofthesnooze's definitions

Group siren hattage

Group siren hattage is when a group of people, typically managers, are investigating one person in an attempt to get said person into trouble.

Sally was caught eating a chocolate bar during her shift, some serious group siren hattage had taken place that day when they were all swarmed around her, asking her all sorts of questions.

by secretofthesnooze November 1, 2025

Emily Office'd

When someone at work spends over 15 minutes in the bathroom

Guy 1: Dude what the hell? Why did Todd spend 3 straight minutes in the bathroom
Guy 2: I don't know, but he definitely emily office'd that bathroom

by secretofthesnooze November 2, 2025

Dust episode

A dust episode is when an employee gets a delusion in their head that makes them somehow think they are in charge of the entire workplace, while simultaneously thinking they have a boss.

Guy 1: What you are doing is against the rules! I should know! I made that very rule because I own the whole company!
Guy 2: what are you talking about?
Guy 1: WAIT TIL THE BOSS HEARS ABOUT THIS!
Guy 2: You just said you were the boss not even 5 seconds ago, cut it out with the dust episode, bro.

by secretofthesnooze November 1, 2025

Siren hatting

The act of behaving egotistical tied to a fantasy about getting others into trouble

Guy 1: You ain't supposed to have chocolate bars out here punk! Let's see what the boss has to say about this!
Guy 2: dude, quit siren hatting

by secretofthesnooze October 28, 2025